More Unintelligent Design

Both eukaryotes and bacteria must transcribe the genes in their DNA into RNA transcripts in order to use them. The process starts out much the same in both kinds of organisms. In bacteria, the process is logical and efficient. In eukaryotic organisms like plants, fungi and animals (us), the process has gone hideously awry, and evolution has again employed a sloppy and inefficient fix.

Most organisms store the bulk of their genome in DNA. The DNA double helix is more stable than the RNA single helix. DNA is a long list of genes, you can think of them as recipes in a cookbook. (It isn't set up like a logical cookbook. There are long spans of gobbledygook between the genes, which have to be edited out each time the gene is used.) DNA is the master copy of the cookbook. It's stored in the nucleus, away from all the ingredients, so the pages don't get torn, singed or spilled upon. In order to make the recipe, you must first make an RNA copy that you can take out of the nucleus, but you had to make the RNA copy anyway, because the machinery that uses the recipes can only read RNA. We call the enzyme that makes the RNA copy from the DNA polymerase. In eukaryotes, the polymerase transcribes the gene into RNA in the nucleus, and the RNA is taken out of the nucleus to be put to further use. Bacteria have don't have nuclei, but they still have to make the RNA copy of the gene in order for their machinery to put it to use.

Both bacteria and eukaryotes have promoters - sequences at the beginning of the genes that signal where the copy should start. Bacteria and eukaryotes also have sequences that signal the end of the gene, but they work differently. In bacteria the "end" signal is called a terminator. When the polymerase reads the terminator, it detaches from the DNA and releases the RNA copy to be used by the cell. Makes sense.

When eukaryote polymerase gets to the "end" signal, it transcribes it and keeps going. The transcribed end signal causes proteins that have been monitoring RNA transcript to cut off the transcript and take it away for processing so it can be used by the cell. Meanwhile, polymerase keeps going like a runaway train, transcribing hundreds of nucleotides, whatever happens to follow the gene. Biologists haven't completely figured out what happens next, but here's their best guess: An enzyme comes up and digests the trail of RNA gobbledygook that the polymerase is spewing out, recycling it back into unattached nucleotides. When that enzyme reaches polymerase, it knocks polymerase off the DNA, and transcription stops.

To summarize, bacteria have a system that works perfectly. Their polymerase starts at the start signal, transcribes, and stops at the stop signal. We organisms with nuclei have defective polymerases that no longer recognize the stop signals. Rather than fix the polymerases, evolution threw us some proteins to collect the RNA transcript and then another enzyme to clean up the mess and slide tackle the runaway enzyme off the DNA. That deserves a very special contraction: untelligent design. Keep in mind that every time polymerase attaches a nucleotide to the RNA strand, it's using energy - the equivalent to one ATP molecule. We don't get that energy back when we recycle the nucleotides. What kind of Intelligent Designer would have left such a mess?

Then again maybe there is some wisdom here. Bacteria are better at both DNA replication and RNA transcription. Maybe the Designer made the universe for the bacteria, and we're just here to be their hosts. After all, for every human cell in your body, you also have ten to twenty bacteria living in and on you - in a magnificent diversity of 500 - 1,000 different species. That's about 10¹², or 1 million × 1 million, bacteria living in and on each and every one of us. All hail our glorious Bacterial Creator?

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Unintelligent Design

I'm taking some biology classes. From a engineer's point of view, living things are not intelligently designed. Vestigial organs, vestigial genes, and a multitude of other obvious design flaws litter the biological landscape. For instance, we havean ugly hack embedded in our DNA replication.

Telomeres are what is known in the software design world as a "hack" - they fix the immediate problem without correcting the underlying cause of the problem. To understand the problem that telomeres are meant to fix, you have to know a little about DNA and DNA replication. (I've attempted a terse explanation here, but there's always Wikipedia for a more thorough description.) DNA is a double helix consisting of two strands nucleotides. These nucleotides contain the familiar A, C, G and T bases that are held by 5-carbon sugar rings, and the rings are connected by phosphate groups. These sugars are asymmetrical, with an oxygen atom in one part of the ring, and a carbon atom sticking off the side. Biologists have labeled the carbons 1 - 5. The 3' carbon and the 5' carbon are the two that bond to the phosphate group, and to make a strand of DNA, you have to keep all the nucleotide lined up the same way: 3' - 5' - phosphate - 3' - 5' - phosphate and so on. So each double helix is made up of two nucleotide chains pointing in oposit directions.

When DNA is replicated, the enzymes that assemble new DNA strands can only add nucleotides to the 3' end, not the 5' end. The following video demonstraits how strand can be replicated continuously as it comes unwound, and the other must be copied backwards, one loop at a time, as it comes unwound.
That in it self is a bit of a hack. Why not just make an enzyme that can copy the nucleotide string going the other way? In fact, some viruses use such backwards-moving enzymes to replicate their own genetic code.

A larger problem occurs when the enzymes get to the end of the DNA strand. Because the copying enzyme is unidirectional, when it comes to replicating the final loop of the wrong-facing nucleotide strand, the enzyme attaches to the end of the strand and works back toward the copied section. But it cannot copy the spot where it attaches, only what is in front of it. That means there is a small part at the end of one strand of nucleotides that cannot be copied. Each time your DNA replicates, a piece on the end is lost. Since DNA is only stable with both complimentary strands, the corresponding bit on the other strand also falls off.

The patch that we use to compensate for the immediate problem is this: whenever you make a gamete (sperm or egg) a special enzyme adds telomeres - non-coding nonsense DNA - to the ends of all of your chromosomes. (Chromosomes are long, coiled and packed strands of DNA.) We are all conceived with telomeres on the ends of our DNA so that, as our DNA replicates and we loose little bits on the ends, we're only loosing nonsense... until our cells have replicated for many years. When humans were only living into their 40s, this wasn't so much of a problem. Now, this might be one of the causes of aging. You can think of it this way: if all of the important instructions on how to make your cells were held in a manual, telomeres would be blank pages at the front and the back of the book. Each cell needs it's own copy of the book, and each time the book is copied, it looses a few of the pages at the front and the back. If the book is copied enough times, it starts loosing valuable information.

Whereas a bad engineer might have come up with the temporary, wasteful fix of telomeres, a good engineer would have found a way to fix the underlying problem. As previously mentioned, she could have engineered an enzyme that could copy DNA in the other direction. This would solve two problems and make your DNA replication much more efficient, both in time and energy consumption. The second fix is already used by bacteria. If the DNA were stored in long rings, or just connected the ends during the final steps of replication, then there would be no "end", and our enzyme could copy the entire strand until it looped back upon itself. Bacteria store some or all of their DNA in rings, and those rings don't loose bits when they are copied because the DNA strands have no ends. An intelligent designer would have seen the problem, thought over possible solutions, and implemented a solution to permanently fix the problem. Evolution blindly fumbled around for whatever fixed the immediate problem, and we ended up with telomeres.

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